Best of NFL Mic'd Up - Die lustigsten Sprüche

You got a great last name, man. Great last name!

We're not done, dawg, I want three!

Puka Nacua: "Coop, why do I feel like you would like anime?"
Cooper Kupp: "No. No you were wrong."

Hey, you got any left-handed footballs?

I'm gonna drop 18 on his head. And I'm gonna call him Eli after I do it.

I'm fighting myself and myself is winning.

Either my head is getting bigger or these hats are getting smaller... shut up!

That was cool what you did. When that first guy tried to tackle you, and you didn't let him tackle you? That was sick.

Last night I couldn't sleep. So I was thinking about when you randomly hit me up that you were YouTubing me? So I YouTubed you and saw this Trent Dilfer thing showing all this high school shit from you? And bro, your technique was trash. It was cool, though, because you see little elements of, like, your swag.

You think God never farted?

I consider myself more of a loner now and I think when you get older, especially in this game, and just talking with other players who have come and gone, I see what they were saying when I was a young guy in the locker room.

I know it's not a one man team win or lose.

Being a dad is very much like being a head coach in that you're constantly concerned about the well-being of other people. To not exist for yourself is a beautiful thing.

Mission accomplished, our whole goal this entire off-season was statistical output through five games.

It was the team that I found my love for football with. Their jerseys were orange at the time for the most part.

The orchestration of the Patriots defense is so consistent, so fundamentally consistent and sound. The strain very, very detailed, and the leader of the ship was at the same job when we were all like, "What's an iPod?" Belichick is one of the founding fathers of this generation of football.

Chris Simms: "Great outfit. I just don't see any coaches like that."
Mike Florio: "Can't hide money."
Mike McDaniel: "I'm not trying to."

I just wanted him to stop... scrambling. And it was pretty irritating because he didn't listen. At all. He didn't take the coaching.

Wellington Mara always said: "Once a Giant, always a Giant." For me, it's only a Giant.

We're not going out there to humiliate teams. That's just what it happened to look like.

Terron [Armstead] had his car broken down, and I think I'm a bad teammate because I passed him and I didn't come back.

I think we're all excited. It will be cool to finally get to play in front of our hometown crowd, so I'm sure it'll be packed and I'm sure those guys are really excited to see us go out there and play.

Quick funny story: I threw a touchdown to this dude to end the game. And he looked at me and he had no idea. I said, "Dude, we just won the Super Bowl!"

Just know that the Kansas City Chiefs are never underdogs. Just know that.

Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs, MVP Patrick Mahomes, Coach Reid, Travis Kelce, Chris Jones, Mecole Hardman, and the rest of the champs for another Lombardi Trophy. Grace under pressure.

It feels great. I'm telling you, I blacked out when I caught the ball, though.

I love these guys right here. The men that we just won this thing with, family forever, baby. I couldn't be more proud of you guys. We get a chance to do it three times in a row!

You gotta fight... for your right... to Lombaaardi!

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie. But here we are now.

That's football. Sometimes the ball doesn't bounce your way. What are you going to do? Are you going to dwell on it or move on and go try and kick someone else's ass?

Scott Hanson: "If it comes down to it, Brock. It's late in the fourth quarter, are you prepared to disappoint Taylor Swift?"
Brock Purdy: "Yes."