Sprüche von Barney Stinson
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Sprüche von Barney Stinson



Barney Stinson ist eine der fünf Hauptfiguren der Serie How I Met Your Mother und bekannt für seine legendären Sprüche und Zitate. Verkörpert wird Barney Stinson von Neil Patrick Harris, welcher für seine Rolle als charmanter, Sprüche klopfender Macho bereits mit zahlreichen Awards ausgezeichnet wurde.

Auch seine Sprüche handeln meist von Frauen und den verschiedenen Aufreißtechniken, welche er in seinem Playbook sammelt.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 17 (Serienzitat)

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 12 (Serienzitat)

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 12 (Serienzitat)

Barney: 'Fine, we'll just have a nice, tasteful rehearsal dinner. Maybe at a French restaurant, I know just the place.'
Robin: 'What's the name of the restaurant?'
Barney: 'La Sertag.'
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Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 11 (Serienzitat)

Barney: 'Your challenge is accepted Lil, there is no girl too pretty
For I am Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City.'
Ted: 'You can't anoint yourself the king, just like that jerk, LeBron.'
Barney: 'He left the Cavs three years ago. Bro, give it up, move on.'

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 8 (Serienzitat)

When Mom was a groupie in the '70s, her scrambled eggs made her the darling of the MSG loading dock. Lot of songs written about those scrambled eggs:
ZZ Top's 'She's Got Legs'? Originally 'She's Got Eggs'.
Led Zeppelin? 'Scramble On'.
Steve Miller? 'The Yolker'.
If you listen to Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' while eating her eggs, it lines up perfectly.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel Staffel 9 Episode 7 (Serienzitat)

Marshall: 'What the hell happened?'
Barney: 'I said no questions asked.'
Marshall: 'Star, clover, horseshoe... Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?'
Barney: 'No questions asked! Now come on. Let's hit the bar. I'm buying. I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare.'

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 7 (Serienzitat)

Lily: 'I'm not paying for room service the hooker ordered.'
Barney: 'I've been there.'
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Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 6 (Serienzitat)

Your story is so sweet! You didn't even kiss 'til the third date. By our third date, I hit more bases than Bob Hope on a USO tour.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 6 (Serienzitat)

Every hookup at a weekend wedding is decided at Friday Night Drinks. Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight, the only action you'll be getting all weekend is a self five and I don't mean the cool kind. Self-five! That's the cool kind.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 4 (Serienzitat)

I'm also pleased to announce The Bro Code is now available in select airlines across the country. And Lufthansa. 'Der Bro Code' is, like, huge in Germany.
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Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 4 (Serienzitat)

This sacred text was eventually brought to the New World in 1776 by none other than Christopher Brolumbus. And that's why he got to bang Pocahontas.
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Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 4 (Serienzitat)

The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay... whatever's more than centuries.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 4 (Serienzitat)

Ted: 'So, you are mad about me and Robin holding hands.'
Barney: 'Of course I'm mad Ted. Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging. Well in your case, twelfth grade. Self-five!'

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 3 (Serienzitat)

Robin: 'I can't believe my great grandparents still do that.'
Barney: 'And I never imagined a walker being used for anything other than walking.'

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 1 (Serienzitat)

Barney: 'Unsere Hochzeitsfeier wird auf jeden Fall legendär.'
Robin: 'Kein warte noch?'
Barney: 'Ich habe doch dich, worauf soll ich denn jetzt noch warten?'
Barney: 'Our wedding is gonna be legendary.'
Robin: 'No wait for it?'
Barney: 'I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore.'

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 8 Episode 21 (Serienzitat)

Lily Aldrin: 'Leute, der Captain hat mir ein interessantes Angebot gemacht.'
Barney Stinson: 'Wurde auch Zeit, dass klar wird, wieso er dich eingestellt hat. Versprich mir, dass du's filmst und benutze ein Stativ. Verwackelte Aufnahmen sehen nicht künstlerisch, sondern schlampig aus.'
Lily Aldrin: 'Guys, The Captain just made me a very interesting offer.'
Barney Stinson: 'Finally we get around to the real reason he hired you. Just promise you film it, and please use a tripod. There's nothing artistic about shaky-cam, it just looks sloppy.'
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Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 8 Episode 23 (Serienzitat)

Hör zu, wenn Michael Jordan gesund ist, schickst du nicht Scottie Pippen nach vorn. Ah, du bist Kanadier, richtig. Wenn Wayne Gretzky gesund ist, dann schickst du nicht François... worauf ich hinaus will ist: Eishockey ist dämlich und ich bin der Späher!
Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
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Zitat von Barney Stinson in Der Bro Code - Artikel 24 (Buchzitat)

When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 8 Episode 18 (Serienzitat)

Unter all diesen Lügen verbirgt sich eine Wahrheit, verstehst du? Die einzige Wahrheit, die das Gewicht aller Lügen auf dieser Welt zu tragen vermag: Und das ist die Tatsache, dass ich dich liebe.
Underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 8 Episode 18 (Serienzitat)

Barney: 'Ted, wie lautet eine meiner Regeln?'
Ted: 'An den Ellenbogen erkennt man das Alter?'
Barney: 'Meine andere Regel.'
Ted: 'Lainsamen beruhigt den Magen?'
Barney: 'Meine andere Regel.'
Ted: 'Hab immer falsche Konzertkarten dabei, falls Lily dich zu was Blödem einläd?'
Barney: 'Meine andere Regel.'
Ted: 'Libanesische Frauen bleiben immer bei der dritten Base?'
Barney: 'Meine andere Regel.'
Ted: 'Neu ist immer besser?'
Barney: 'Neu ist immer besser!'
Barney: 'Ted what is my one rule?'
Ted: 'You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'Flax seed relieves upset stomach?'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'Labanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there.'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'New is always better?'
Barney: 'New is always better!'
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