Serienzitate und Sprüche aus How I Met Your Mother
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Serienzitate und Sprüche aus How I Met Your Mother



How I Met Your Mother ist eine Kult-Serie aus den USA.
Die Sprüche und Zitate, welche sich von den Hauptfiguren Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin und Marshall Eriksen gegenseitig zugespielt werden, machen die Serie legendär.

Auch hinsichtlich der gerade laufenden neunten Staffel von How I Met Your Mother kann man sich über ein Feuerwerk an Gags und Sprüchen freuen.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 17 (Serienzitat)

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Zitat von Ted Mosby aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 17 (Serienzitat)

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

Zitat von Ted Mosby aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 17 (Serienzitat)

If you love something, you can never let it go. Not even for a second. Or it's gone forever.
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Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 12 (Serienzitat)

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 12 (Serienzitat)

Barney: 'Fine, we'll just have a nice, tasteful rehearsal dinner. Maybe at a French restaurant, I know just the place.'
Robin: 'What's the name of the restaurant?'
Barney: 'La Sertag.'
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Zitat von Lily Aldrin aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 12 (Serienzitat)

The 'no more surprises' thing is the best part of being married.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 11 (Serienzitat)

Barney: 'Your challenge is accepted Lil, there is no girl too pretty
For I am Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City.'
Ted: 'You can't anoint yourself the king, just like that jerk, LeBron.'
Barney: 'He left the Cavs three years ago. Bro, give it up, move on.'

Zitat von Robin Scherbatsky aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 11 (Serienzitat)

Lily: 'Thank God, it's been a hundred years since Mosby scored a dame.'
Marshall: 'The last time he saw boobies was the screen-test scene in 'Fame'.'
Robin: 'The last girl he dated, I think 'Righty' was her name.'

Zitat von Ted Mosby aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 9 (Serienzitat)

Hey, ref, check your voicemail! I think you've missed a few calls!

Zitat von Ted Mosby aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 9 (Serienzitat)

Marshall: 'Open your eyes, ref! That's not a pregnant lady...'
Ted: '...it's a basketball under his shirt. Blow the freakin' whistle!'

Zitat von Ted Mosby aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 8 (Serienzitat)

And that, kids, is the kind of stupid thing you say, before you've met the person who hits the reset button on the world. Who makes everything new again. Who makes it seem ridiculous that you ever considered settling.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 8 (Serienzitat)

When Mom was a groupie in the '70s, her scrambled eggs made her the darling of the MSG loading dock. Lot of songs written about those scrambled eggs:
ZZ Top's 'She's Got Legs'? Originally 'She's Got Eggs'.
Led Zeppelin? 'Scramble On'.
Steve Miller? 'The Yolker'.
If you listen to Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' while eating her eggs, it lines up perfectly.

Zitat von Lily Aldrin aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 8 (Serienzitat)

Yes, I'm in a rotten mood. No, I don't want to talk about it. Yes, this has booze in it. No, it's not my first.

Zitat von Marshall Eriksen aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 7 (Serienzitat)

Marshall: 'Robin, I need you to delete the last text that Lily got before she sees it.'
Robin: 'Bro, it's my wedding weekend. Just because
you didn't know better than to take a naked selfie while you were in the coldest part of the country...'
Marshall: '...first, I'm an Eriksen. Cold has a plumping effect.'

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel Staffel 9 Episode 7 (Serienzitat)

Marshall: 'What the hell happened?'
Barney: 'I said no questions asked.'
Marshall: 'Star, clover, horseshoe... Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?'
Barney: 'No questions asked! Now come on. Let's hit the bar. I'm buying. I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare.'

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 7 (Serienzitat)

Lily: 'I'm not paying for room service the hooker ordered.'
Barney: 'I've been there.'
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Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 6 (Serienzitat)

Your story is so sweet! You didn't even kiss 'til the third date. By our third date, I hit more bases than Bob Hope on a USO tour.

Zitat von Barney Stinson aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 6 (Serienzitat)

Every hookup at a weekend wedding is decided at Friday Night Drinks. Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight, the only action you'll be getting all weekend is a self five and I don't mean the cool kind. Self-five! That's the cool kind.

Zitat von Robin Scherbatsky aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 4 (Serienzitat)

Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.

Zitat von Marshall Eriksen aus How I Met Your Mother in Staffel 9 Episode 4 (Serienzitat)

Barney: 'I was having such a good time greasing 12-year-olds.'
Ted: 'LaserTag.'
Marshall: 'Helpful. Continue.'
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