Serienzitate aus Last Week Tonight

Serienzitate aus Last Week Tonight


Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in North Dakota (Serienzitat)

Like Channing Tatum, North Dakota suddenly turned out to be a lot more interesting, once it was covered in oil.
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Sex Education (Serienzitat)

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Mandatory Minimums (Serienzitat)

Prison sentences are a lot like penises. If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick... is a rumor I have heard.

Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Home Depot Commercial (Serienzitat)

Home improvement stores are a lethal combination of everything that can ruin a relationship: Spending money, reconciling tastes, long-term planning and fluorescent lighting.
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Marketing to Doctors (Serienzitat)

9 out of the top 10 drug makers spent more on marketing, than they did on research. Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They're much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there.
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in World Cup Excitement (Serienzitat)

Das einzige Problem ist, dass Budweiser einer der Hauptsponsoren der FIFA ist. Und die verkaufen ein Produkt, welches sie nach wie vor hartnäckig als 'Bier' bezeichnen.
The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.

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