Zitate und Sprüche von Winston Bishop

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.

No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

Do not moonwalk away from me

You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?

No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.