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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 10 Episode 2

Die Frauen weisen uns aus 100 verschiedenen Gründen zurück. Mit weißeren Zähnen bleiben 99.

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 20

Hör zu und merk dir, Liebe bringt dich besser durch Zeiten ohne Geld, als Geld dich durch Zeiten ohne Liebe bringt.

Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 8

Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 8

I give you a hint: I didn't do the dog 'people-style'.

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men

What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters? Hooterbucks - I'd like a Double-D Cup Latte, please!

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 4

Walden: 'Let this be a warning to you, Alan. There're women out there, that will be nice to you, just to get to your money.'
Alan: 'Thanks, but that's not very high on my list of concerns.'

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 4

Lindsey: 'You're tall, good looking, very successful. Believe me, women settle for a lot less!'
Alan: 'And thank god for that!'

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 1

Walden: 'Money does not buy happiness!'
Alan: 'I wouldn't know, I never had either.'

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 1

I could sprinkle you on the beach. It's simple, it's dignified and pretty girls covered with oil will be sitting on you all day. And like your life, except for the dignified part.

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 1

I know what you said you wanted, but I really dont think Pamela Anderson will agree to swallow your ashes.

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men in Staffel 9 Episode 1

[talking to Charlie's urn] Here we are, buddy. Just like old times, I'm talking and you're in a bottle, ignoring me.

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men

Charlie: 'Ich glaub, ich hab mein Leben lang versucht, die Leere in mir aufzufüllen, indem ich, naja...'
Alan: '...die Leere bei anderen ausgefüllt hast.'

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Zitat von Alan Harper aus Two and a half Men

Wenn dein Penis nur an einem Kleidungsstück von ihr schnüffeln könnte.

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