Leonard Church: 'Hey! Open up!'
Michael Caboose: 'What's the password?'
Leonard Church: 'Password? Oh man, I forgot.'
Michael Caboose: ''Forgot' what?'
Leonard Church: 'I forgot the password.'
Michael Caboose: 'That was almost right. Uh, see, the password *begins* with, 'I forgot,' but ends differently. Um, try again.'
Leonard Church: 'No. I mean, I forgot the password.'
Michael Caboose: 'No, OK, see, you- you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time.'
Leonard Church: 'I'm bein' serious! I don't know the password!'
Michael Caboose: 'No no no. See, you changed the first part. See, that- that was the right part. See now you've got the whole thing wrong! '
Leonard Church: 'No! I forgot what the password is, and I just need you to open the door!'
Michael Caboose: 'All right, come on man, now you're just guessing!'
Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks, we had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon. And we had to share the rock. You should consider yourself very lucky marines!0