Zitate und Sprüche von Elaine Benes

Zitate und Sprüche von Elaine Benes

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Mr. Peterman: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"
Elaine: "No sir, I can't."
I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

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My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love it if people liked it.
I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.
It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?
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It's much more acceptable for men to work and father kids. There's an inherent inequality, because we want to do it all, and I don't know how we can do this all.
There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.
George: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.
Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?
I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.
Women don't respect salad eaters.
Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.
This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.
George: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."
George: "Man kann Wäsche auch über-trocknen."
Jerry: "Das ist Wäsche, keine Pflanze."
George: "Und was heißt das?"
Jerry: "Pflanzen kann man zum Beispiel überdüngen. Aber wenn Wäsche mal nass ist, dann muss sie trocknen."
Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld - Staffel 1 Episode 1
George: "You've got to apologize."
Jerry: "Why?"
George: "Because it's the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry: "How does that affect me?"
That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'
Hier geht es nicht um Gut oder Böse, es geht um Macht - und wem es erlaubt ist, sie zu nutzen.
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 12

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