Zitate und Sprüche von Jesse Pinkman

Zitate und Sprüche von Jesse Pinkman
Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad in Staffel 5 Episode 2

Walter: 'Erster Tagesordnungspunkt ist: Wir müssen einen neuen Platz zum Kochen finden. Bevor jemand was sagt, keine Wohnmobile mehr.'
Jesse: 'Ich weiß nicht, ich finde das Crystal Schiff hat's doch gebracht.'
Walter: 'Das Crystal Schiff?'
Jesse: 'Ja, so hab ich's immer genannt.'

Walter: 'First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs.'
Jesse: 'I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us.'
Walter: 'The Crystal Ship?'
Jesse: 'Yeah, that's what I called it.'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad in Staffel 5 Episode 1

Yeah Bitch, Magnete!

Yeah Bitch, Magnets!

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad in Staffel 4 Episode 8

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad in Staffel 4 Episode 9

Can you walk? Then get the fuck outta here and never come back.

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad in Staffel 4 Episode 11

Das letzte Mal, als ich dich um Hilfe gebeten habe, hast du gesagt 'Ich hoffe, dass du in der mexikanischen Wüste in einem Fass endest'

Last I asked for your help, you said, 'I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert.'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad in Staffel 4 Episode 10

Jesse: 'Sagen Sie diesem Arschloch, wenn er lernen will, wie man mein Produkt herstellt, dann läuft das nur auf meine Art. Auf die richtige Art.'
Mexikanischer Koch: 'Ich verstehe, was Sie gesagt haben.'
Jesse: 'Dann verstehen Sie ja was Arschloch bedeutet. Und jetzt schaffen Sie meine Phenylessigsäure ran, Sie Arschloch.'

Jesse: 'Tell this asshole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way.'
Mexican Cook: 'I speak English.'
Jesse: 'So you understand what asshole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, asshole.'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… bitch!

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Gatorade me bitch!

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Possum. Big, freaky, lookin’ bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Walt: 'What one particular element comes to mind hm?!'
Jesse: 'Aaaaaah a wire!'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Jesse: 'Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.'
Walter: 'I just gave you $600.'
Jesse: 'Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Walt: 'So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?'
Jesse: 'To who? What do I look like? Scarface?'
Walt: 'This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today.'
Jesse: 'You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin’ dope.'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Jesse: 'Whoa whoa. No, this is not my fault, alright? The buzzer didn’t buzz.'
Walter: 'The WHAT?'
Jesse: 'The buzzer! The buzzer that buzzes when you put the keys in. To like let you know that the battery’s on. I know that! It didn’t buzz. Look, I didn’t turn the key or anything, alright? I’m not stupid. Did you hear the buzzer buzz? I did not… It’s faulty, it’s a faulty mechanism.'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad in Staffel 2 Episode 12

Jane: 'Do you know what this is?”
Jesse: 'It’s a whole lot of cheddar.”
Jane: 'This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.” What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?'
Jesse: 'Is New Zealand part of Australia?”
Jane: 'New Zealand is New Zealand.”
Jesse: 'Right on. New Zealand. That’s where they made 'Lord of the Rings”. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.'

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don't know jack about slangin' dope.

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

I pay my rent, bitch! I got civil rights!

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Zitat von Jesse Pinkman aus Breaking Bad

Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch! And let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin, okay? You and me. You and me! Coin flip is sacred! Your job is waiting for you in that basement, as per the coin!

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