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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Workplace Sexual Harassment

[..] to an infamous story about a pubic hair in a coke can. Which is the most disgusting thing you could possibly discover in a coke can - other than Pepsi.

Cola
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Guardianship

Senior citizens, the people who stay active by playing shuffleboard, going on walks or performing their hit-song 'I can't get no satisfaction' in front of packed arenas around the world.

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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Guardianship

Generally, Balls are to the human body what 'Starz' is to a cable package: It comes with it, we understand that, but it's not nice to look at and nobody really knows what to do with it.

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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in NRA TV

The NRA, a group that feels about guns, the way the rest of us feels about Nutella. A little is good, more is better and you can tell me it's bad for me all you like, but you will pry it from my cold dead hands.

Waffen
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Trump vs. The World

America ist the country that gave you Star Wars, you're welcome. And scientology, we're sorry about that. Sometimes what's great and terrible about us is just impossible to seperate.

Amerika
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Trump vs. The World

His approach is 'America first!' Foreign affairs is like sex. If you loudly announce that you will always come first, you're going to have trouble finding partners.

Donald Trump
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Nuclear Waste

During WWII, we rushed into developing nuclear weapons, because we were trying to defeat the nazis, who - fun fact - pretty much all Americans agreed were bad at the time.

2017
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in North Dakota

Like Channing Tatum, North Dakota suddenly turned out to be a lot more interesting, once it was covered in oil.

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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Sex Education

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

Jugend, Sex
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Mandatory Minimums

Prison sentences are a lot like penises. If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick... is a rumor I have heard.

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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Home Depot Commercial

Home improvement stores are a lethal combination of everything that can ruin a relationship: Spending money, reconciling tastes, long-term planning and fluorescent lighting.

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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in Marketing to Doctors

9 out of the top 10 drug makers spent more on marketing, than they did on research. Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They're much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there.

Highschool
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Zitat von John Oliver aus Last Week Tonight in World Cup Excitement

Das einzige Problem ist, dass Budweiser einer der Hauptsponsoren der FIFA ist. Und die verkaufen ein Produkt, welches sie nach wie vor hartnäckig als 'Bier' bezeichnen.

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.

Bier
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