Zitate und Sprüche aus Orange Is the New Black

Zitate und Sprüche aus Orange Is the New Black
Zitat von Lolly aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 4 Episode 7

Lolly: 'Nein ich wurde nie deswegen verhaftet. Vagabundieren, Störung des öffentlichen Friedens, Nacktheit, Ansprechen von Männern.. ähh.. wie heißt das, wenn die jemanden wirklich verhaften wollen, aber keinen Grund zum verhaften haben? ... Ah.. Belästigung der Allgemeinheit! Da hab ich die meisten Punkte, Sir.'

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Zitat von Poussey Washington aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 4 Episode 6

Poussey: 'Also du sagst, du willst nicht mit mir zusammen sein.'
Soso: 'Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst.'
Poussey: 'Das lass mal meine Sorge sein.'
Soso: 'Wie meinst du das?'
Poussey: 'Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten.'

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy!

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Zitat von Aleida Diaz aus Orange Is the New Black

What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also fucking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right fucking.

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Zitat von Marisol Gonzales aus Orange Is the New Black

(What's love to you?)
Flaca: It’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.’ There’s mood lighting all over, and there’s like five dudes massaging you.
Maritza: And you have a pizza!
Flaca: She’s right. You also have a pizza.

Pizza
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Zitat von Galina Reznikov aus Orange Is the New Black

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

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Zitat von Gloria Mendoza aus Orange Is the New Black

You gotta move...The fuck...On!

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Zitat von Maritza Ramos aus Orange Is the New Black

If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.

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Zitat von Tiffany Doggett aus Orange Is the New Black

Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?

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Zitat von Galina Reznikov aus Orange Is the New Black

I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black

I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.

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Zitat von Alex Vause aus Orange Is the New Black

Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.

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Zitat von Sophia Burset aus Orange Is the New Black

(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black

You need to figure out what the fuck you want.

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Zitat von Brook Soso aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 3

I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.

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Zitat von Alex Vause aus Orange Is the New Black

I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

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Zitat von Alex Vause aus Orange Is the New Black

Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?

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Zitat von Maria Ruiz aus Orange Is the New Black

It's like...It's like I'm a fucked-up-shit magnet.

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Zitat von Dayanara Diaz aus Orange Is the New Black

Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black

If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.

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Zitat von Big Boo aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 3

Jesus war schwul! Er sagte: 'Das ist mein Leib. Esst mich.'

Jesus was a fag! He said: 'This is my body. Eat me.'

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black

Ich hasse Kinder. Die trinken nicht, die haben nichts von der Welt gesehen...

I hate kids. They don't drink, they haven't travelled...

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Zitat von Suzanne Warren aus Orange Is the New Black

Ich bin nicht verrückt. Ich bin einzigartig.

I am not crazy. I am unique.

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black

Lorna Morello: Du bist nicht mehr wütend auf mich?
Nicky Nichols: Scheint so, als ob wütend ein Luxus ist, auf den ich jetzt verzichten muss..

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black

There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night.

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 8

Larry Bloom: 'Are we at least gonna talk about other options?'
Piper Chapman: 'You mean...'
Larry Bloom: 'It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion.'

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 8

Larry Bloom: 'Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup.'
Piper Chapman: 'Well, you put your pee stick in my vagina. And that's why we're in this situation.'

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Zitat von Susan Fischer aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 7

The only difference between us is, when I made bad decisions in life, I didn't get caught.

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Zitat von Joe Caputo aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 7

Joe Caputo: 'You ever notice how some dog breeds, they sound kind of dirty? Like, shih tzu, cocker, Jack-something.'
Susan Fischer: 'Poodle.'
Joe Caputo: 'That is good, I didn't think of that one.'

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 7

Or I look single, 34 and single, which must mean there's something wrong with me. Like, you keep large reptiles in tanks, or I have a very special relationship with my mother.

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 6

Piper: 'Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing.'
Lorna: 'Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America.'
Nicky: 'Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?'

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 6

She's gotta start working on tightening her pussy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Sam Healy: 'It's popular fiction. It's like global warming or female ejaculation.'
Piper: 'No! No. No, it's not. This is real.'
Sam Healy: 'How is it real? Wait, which?'
Piper: 'The chicken. And the... the chicken.'

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Zitat von George Mendez aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?

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Zitat von Galina Reznikov aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Red: 'Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen.'
Piper: 'Why, because all black people love chicken?'
Red: 'Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken.'

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Zitat von George Mendez aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Pornstache: 'You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?'
Pennsatucky: 'Know what?'
Pornstache: 'Jesus Christ, how the fuck did you survive infancy?'
Pennsatucky: 'My auntie helped my momma...'
Pornstache: 'That's a rhetorical question! Do you not understand what a fucking rhetorical question is?'

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Zitat von Tiffany Doggett aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Pennsatucky: 'It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded.'
Pussey: 'Fuck are you? Joan of Arc?'
Pennsatucky: 'No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany...'

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Zitat von Lorna Morello aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Lorna Morello: 'I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave.'
Nicky Nichols: 'Baby, it's a cunt, it stretches!'
Lorna Morello: 'Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb.'

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Zitat von Galina Reznikov aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 3

I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not dildos.

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 3

Well, I'm just gonna go jerk off then. For the 500th time today.

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 2

Guard: 'Inmate, step away from the machine.'
Larry: 'He just called you 'inmate'.'
Guard: 'You too, sir.'
Larry: 'Sorry.'

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 2

Honey, don't you think the little rocks would hurt your nose, if you're trying to snort crack? I think you mean coke.

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Look, I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball. It's my Lance Armstrong rock.

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Oh my God, Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like three new generations of iPhones!

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Larry: 'Where would you like me to put it then, Piper?'
Piper: 'Up your ass.'
Larry: 'There's no room. Apparently, my head's already up there.'

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Come on, we gotta rally. Make some memories.

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Zitat von Pete Harper aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Larry: 'She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box.'
Pete: 'At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?'
Larry: 'A baby?'
Pete: 'You can't eat it.'

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