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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 8

Larry Bloom: 'Are we at least gonna talk about other options?'
Piper Chapman: 'You mean...'
Larry Bloom: 'It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion.'

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 8

Larry Bloom: 'Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup.'
Piper Chapman: 'Well, you put your pee stick in my vagina. And that's why we're in this situation.'

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Zitat von Susan Fischer aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 7

The only difference between us is, when I made bad decisions in life, I didn't get caught.

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Zitat von Joe Caputo aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 7

Joe Caputo: 'You ever notice how some dog breeds, they sound kind of dirty? Like, shih tzu, cocker, Jack-something.'
Susan Fischer: 'Poodle.'
Joe Caputo: 'That is good, I didn't think of that one.'

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 7

Or I look single, 34 and single, which must mean there's something wrong with me. Like, you keep large reptiles in tanks, or I have a very special relationship with my mother.

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 6

Piper: 'Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing.'
Lorna: 'Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America.'
Nicky: 'Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?'

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Zitat von Nicky Nichols aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 6

She's gotta start working on tightening her pussy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Sam Healy: 'It's popular fiction. It's like global warming or female ejaculation.'
Piper: 'No! No. No, it's not. This is real.'
Sam Healy: 'How is it real? Wait, which?'
Piper: 'The chicken. And the... the chicken.'

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Zitat von George Mendez aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?

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Zitat von Galina Reznikov aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Red: 'Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen.'
Piper: 'Why, because all black people love chicken?'
Red: 'Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken.'

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Zitat von George Mendez aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Pornstache: 'You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?'
Pennsatucky: 'Know what?'
Pornstache: 'Jesus Christ, how the fuck did you survive infancy?'
Pennsatucky: 'My auntie helped my momma...'
Pornstache: 'That's a rhetorical question! Do you not understand what a fucking rhetorical question is?'

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Zitat von Tiffany Doggett aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Pennsatucky: 'It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded.'
Pussey: 'Fuck are you? Joan of Arc?'
Pennsatucky: 'No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany...'

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Zitat von Lorna Morello aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 5

Lorna Morello: 'I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave.'
Nicky Nichols: 'Baby, it's a cunt, it stretches!'
Lorna Morello: 'Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb.'

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Zitat von Galina Reznikov aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 3

I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not dildos.

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 3

Well, I'm just gonna go jerk off then. For the 500th time today.

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 2

Guard: 'Inmate, step away from the machine.'
Larry: 'He just called you 'inmate'.'
Guard: 'You too, sir.'
Larry: 'Sorry.'

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 2

Honey, don't you think the little rocks would hurt your nose, if you're trying to snort crack? I think you mean coke.

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Look, I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball. It's my Lance Armstrong rock.

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Oh my God, Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like three new generations of iPhones!

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Zitat von Larry Bloom aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Larry: 'Where would you like me to put it then, Piper?'
Piper: 'Up your ass.'
Larry: 'There's no room. Apparently, my head's already up there.'

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Zitat von Piper Chapman aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Come on, we gotta rally. Make some memories.

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Zitat von Pete Harper aus Orange Is the New Black in Staffel 1 Episode 1

Larry: 'She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box.'
Pete: 'At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?'
Larry: 'A baby?'
Pete: 'You can't eat it.'

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