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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Slimy Bloke

I kinda wish I did that to the old sheilas who used to drink too much goon and get handsy at the footy club fundraisers. Those were demoralizing fundraisers.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Croatian Firefighter’s response to emergency alarm during world cup penalty shootout

These fucken legends don’t even bat an eyelid at the inconvenient timing. They are all about business, and the football is put aside. There could well be lives to save. There could well be a cat up a tree. There could well be a steamy calendar to shoot. No matter, they are in that truck and they are fucken out of there!

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Gutsy U-Turn

He's fucken done it. Destination Safe. No worries. That other truck was right up close hoping he would go over the cliff. He had a fucken font-row seat.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #5

The fence is like, 'you think I'm intimidated by a fuckin' bear?! I used to be a tree, I'm not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took down Saruman.'

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Does Australia Exist?

If you're concious, you exist. Philosophy Science 101 motherfuckers.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #4

Welcome to the Burning Man Festival 2015 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, a Mekka, a melting pot of STDs.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Jetpack Samurais

Sure, Elon Musk is working on Tesla and SpaceX and going to Mars, but this is the fucking shit we have really been waiting for.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Cricket Ball Tampering

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. Fuck's sake, Malcolm, fuck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Plays Far Cry 5

I'm just gonna take a quick time-out to get a haircut. What have we got here? Oh, hello, this is my style. What a fair dinkum beautiful mullet. Imagine that flowing freely in the Montana wind. Yeah, nah, business at the front, party at the back.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Plays Far Cry 5

What's he doing now? He wants to blow up a Brush Turkey, classic American friend.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Coward Penguin

You know life is rough, when a little girl in a pink dress calls you a shit cunt.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Manly Pole Dance

Look at that fucking strength! Could The Rock do that? Can Vin Diesel do this? Na, no way, bunch of soft-cocks, I tell ya.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Manly Pole Dance

Here we have Peter, he enjoys motor sports, drinking beer and playing with his pole in the evening. It's a typical fair dinkum bloke.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - UFC's Yoel Romero

He's happy to sing you a lullaby and then break your fucking face.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

You haven't experienced sheer terror until you've seen sheilas arm-wrestling.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

This position looks pretty comfy to be honest, less effort than doggy. I reckon we should all go out and try and give camel-style a crack tonight.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

The loud and obvious crack of your opponent's eye-socket should never get in the way of a comical celebration.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Man vs. Truck

Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?

Alkohol, Party
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