Zitate von Ozzy Man Reviews

Zitate von Ozzy Man Reviews
Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #5

The fence is like, 'you think I'm intimidated by a fuckin' bear?! I used to be a tree, I'm not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took down Saruman.'

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Does Australia Exist?

If you're concious, you exist. Philosophy Science 101 motherfuckers.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #4

Welcome to the Burning Man Festival 2015 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, a Mekka, a melting pot of STDs.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Jetpack Samurais

Sure, Elon Musk is working on Tesla and SpaceX and going to Mars, but this is the fucking shit we have really been waiting for.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Cricket Ball Tampering

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. Fuck's sake, Malcolm, fuck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Plays Far Cry 5

I'm just gonna take a quick time-out to get a haircut. What have we got here? Oh, hello, this is my style. What a fair dinkum beautiful mullet. Imagine that flowing freely in the Montana wind. Yeah, nah, business at the front, party at the back.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Plays Far Cry 5

What's he doing now? He wants to blow up a Brush Turkey, classic American friend.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Coward Penguin

You know life is rough, when a little girl in a pink dress calls you a shit cunt.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Manly Pole Dance

Look at that fucking strength! Could The Rock do that? Can Vin Diesel do this? Na, no way, bunch of soft-cocks, I tell ya.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Manly Pole Dance

Here we have Peter, he enjoys motor sports, drinking beer and playing with his pole in the evening. It's a typical fair dinkum bloke.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - UFC's Yoel Romero

He's happy to sing you a lullaby and then break your fucking face.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

You haven't experienced sheer terror until you've seen sheilas arm-wrestling.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

This position looks pretty comfy to be honest, less effort than doggy. I reckon we should all go out and try and give camel-style a crack tonight.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

The loud and obvious crack of your opponent's eye-socket should never get in the way of a comical celebration.

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Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews - Man vs. Truck

Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?

Alkohol, Party
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