Ein Dad schafft's auf Reddit, weil sein Klo wie R2-D2 aussah, aber ich bin Charles Manson, weil ich dir eine Welt und kein iPad gab.
A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.Kommentieren0
Morty, er wird nichts spenden. Schwarze Teenies gehen auch nicht auf Polizeibälle. Komm.
Morty, he's not gonna donate. You're pitching the police men's ball to a black teenager here.Kommentieren0
To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.RisikoKommentieren0
Rick: 'Fuck you, Summer! And fuck the government. And fuck me for letting my car down, which I will never do again.'
Morty: 'Jeez, Rick. You can't say FU to your grand-daughter!'
Rick: 'I just did, Morty. Here's dessert: fuck you!'
Listen, Morty. I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'Love' is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades.Kommentieren0
Jerry: 'You don't, by any chance, have some sort of crazy science thing you could wrap up, that might help make this dog a little smarter?'
Rick: 'I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.'