Morty, er wird nichts spenden. Schwarze Teenies gehen auch nicht auf Polizeibälle. Komm.
Morty, he's not gonna donate. You're pitching the police men's ball to a black teenager here.Kommentieren0
To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.RisikoKommentieren0
Rick: 'Fuck you, Summer! And fuck the government. And fuck me for letting my car down, which I will never do again.'
Morty: 'Jeez, Rick. You can't say FU to your grand-daughter!'
Rick: 'I just did, Morty. Here's dessert: fuck you!'
Listen, Morty. I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'Love' is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades.Kommentieren0
Jerry: 'You don't, by any chance, have some sort of crazy science thing you could wrap up, that might help make this dog a little smarter?'
Rick: 'I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.'