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Your brain is so minute Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Pitt the Younger: "I intend to put my own brother up as a candidate against you."
Blackadder: "And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?"
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Lord Flashheart: "Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why."
Others: "Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?"
Lord Flashheart: "Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on."
Lord Flashheart in Blackadder
Baldrick: "I have a plan, sir."
Blackadder: "Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?"
Baldrick: "Yes, sir."
Blackadder: "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"
The suspect has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off his neck. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head off.
Baldrick: "I love my mum."
Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Oh, Edmund. I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed, just to see the expression on your face.
Queenie in Blackadder
Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Samuel Johnson: "This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language."
Blackadder: "Every single one, sir?"
Samuel Johnson: "Every single word, sir."
Blackadder: "Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing "subtle plans are here again".
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunach's underpants.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Mrs Miggins: "Don't mind them Mr B, they're just being intellectual."
Blackadder: "There's nothing intellectual about wandering around Italy in a big shirt trying to get laid."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?!
Lord Flashheart in Blackadder
Prince George: "Someone said I had the wit and intellect of a donkey."
Blackadder: "Oh, an absurd suggestion sir. Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Blackadder: "Criminal record?"
Baldrick: "Absolutely not."
Blackadder: "Oh, come on, Baldrick. You're going to be an MP for God's sake. I'll just put fraud and sexual deviance."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Lord Blackadder: "Ah, Melchett! Greetings! I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp."
Lord Melchett: "And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder. May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down."
Mr. Pants: "You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
Blackadder: "No, this is a different thing. It's spontaneous and it's called wit."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Old woman: "The Wise Woman? There are two things you must know about the Wise Woman! First... she is a woman! And second...-"
Blackadder: "She is wise?"
Old woman: "Oh, you do know her then."
Blackadder: "No, just a quick stab in the dark - which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being more helpful."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.
Queenie in Blackadder
She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
Lord Flashheart in Blackadder
Legolas, genau. Heißt der überhaupt noch so, oder heißt der jetzt Klemmbausteinlas?
Nils Bomhoff in Rocket Beans TV - Almost Daily #506
Ich habe ihn aus Liebe geheiratet. Bei ihm bin ich mir da nicht ganz so sicher. Mein Name ist ein schweres Paket, was ich zu tragen habe.
Connie: "Weiß er denn, dass du ihn magst?"
Missy: "Was weiß ich. Ich war gemein zu ihm, hab ihn ignoriert. Mehr kann ich ja nicht tun."
Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon - Staffel 6 Episode 4
You think you can just buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!
Husk in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Angel Dust: "'I'm a bad man who never got enough hugs. Where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?' Who wrote this?"
Charlie Morningstar: "It's great, right? Keep going!"
For the first time in our lives
We know that we are ready for this
We'll show heaven in a fight they won't forget
It's time to take a stand
It's time to lend a hand
Against the angels and their deadly threat
We cannot take it anymore
The time has come to go to war
Prepare to fight, we're ready for...
Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1
This place is about second chances. To convince Heaven the people of Hell can be redeemed.
Well, hello there, you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do! That's why you're in Hell. What would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here.
Alastor in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Husk: "Why do you think I'm here? You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you f*cks b*tch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"
Niffty: "I like being forced."
Husk: "Keep that to yourself, Niff."
Husk in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity, the gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are t*ts... I can keep going all night, baby!
Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!
Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Husk: "Call me 'Whiskers' again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat!"
Angel: "Kinky! Come on, keep talking dirty!"
Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
But, life isn't a musical, hon.
Vaggie in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
We're in Hell, tots, that's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
Charlie Morningstar in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!
Niffty in Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Once upon a time there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven, for they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of earth they created Adam and Lilith, equals as the first of mankind. But despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the garden, drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse, for with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into earth, with it a new realm of darkness and sin, and the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity. Only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream but Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision that every year they would send down an army, an extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.
Hazbin Hotel - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Der Cannabis-Legalisierung droht das Aus.
Deutschland ist einfach das Land, in dem die versprochenen Züge nicht kommen.
heute-show - Januar 2024
I won't lose to anyone! Neither in strength, nor in beauty!
Kuusetsu in Demon Slave
If I had to call myself something, then it'd be, "She who fights the Anti-Demon Corps".
Aoba Wakura in Demon Slave
I heard you got your damn revenge. F*ckin' grats. But, don't go senile. I'm way f*cking stronger than you. And the Commander seat will be mine.
Mira Kamiunten in Demon Slave
Yuuki, was it? You're cute. I've always wanted a boy.
Fubuki Azuma in Demon Slave
I guess men aren't all the same after all...
Himari Azuma in Demon Slave
Not a single boy got my heart going so far but your slave did. I want him.
Tenka Izumo in Demon Slave
I still can't believe we said goodbye to our Bakugan. But after battling with us to save Earth, Drago still had to unite the Bakugan's splintered homeworld. And the only way to do that was to become the new core of New Vestroia himself. With the six realms of Vestroia reunited, our friends could finally return home to the world of the Bakugan!
Dan Kuso in Bakugan - New Vestroia
My whole world changed one day when all these random cards started raining down everywhere. At first they seemed harmless enough, so a bunch of us kids invented this cool new game. That's when we realized those cards weren't so harmless after all: they were packed with incredible powers from another world!
Dan Kuso in Bakugan - Bakugan Battle Brawlers
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