I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.Kommentieren0
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.Kommentieren0
Dr. Eberland: 'I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?'
Mary Cooper: 'Of course not, he's nine.'
Dr. Eberland: 'I started at his age. But only when I drank.'
Missy Cooper: 'I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far.'
Mary Cooper: 'What?!'
Missy Cooper: 'Relax, it was a long time ago.'
George: 'Everybody knows you pun on fourth down.'
Sheldon: 'Why does everybody knowing something make it right?'
George: 'Because... that's what makes this country great.'
Sheldon: 'Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.'
I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.Kommentieren0
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.Kommentieren0
Meemaw: 'What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.'
Sheldon: 'That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?'
Meemaw: 'You don't. That's what makes life interesting.'
Science fact: Sisters are the worst.Kommentieren0
I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.EinsamkeitKommentieren0
Jane Goodall musste nach Afrika gehen um Affen zu studieren. Ich musste mich nur an den Familienesstisch setzen.
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.Kommentieren0
Natürlich kannte ich 1989 in Ost-Texas niemanden, der sich für Newton'sche Physik interessierte. Für die anderen gab es nur den Sänger Wayne Newton und eine Kekssorte.
Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.Kommentieren0