George: 'As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model.'
Meemaw: 'That is hilarious.'
George: 'What? I'm good looking.'
Meemaw: 'No, that you think you'll graduate High-School.'
What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say atomic bomb, but there's probably a better example.0
I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.0
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.0
Dr. Eberland: 'I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?'
Mary Cooper: 'Of course not, he's nine.'
Dr. Eberland: 'I started at his age. But only when I drank.'
Missy Cooper: 'I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far.'
Mary Cooper: 'What?!'
Missy Cooper: 'Relax, it was a long time ago.'
George: 'Everybody knows you pun on fourth down.'
Sheldon: 'Why does everybody knowing something make it right?'
George: 'Because... that's what makes this country great.'
Sheldon: 'Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.'
I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.0
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.0
Meemaw: 'Was jemandem im Gesicht steht, ist nicht immer das, was in seinem Herzen vorgeht.'
Sheldon: 'Na das ändert doch alles, woher weißt du, wem du trauen sollst?'
Meemaw: 'Du weißt es nicht. Und genau das macht das Leben so interessant.'
Meemaw: 'What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.'
Sheldon: 'That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?'
Meemaw: 'You don't. That's what makes life interesting.'
Science fact: Sisters are the worst.0
I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.Einsamkeit0
Jane Goodall musste nach Afrika gehen um Affen zu studieren. Ich musste mich nur an den Familienesstisch setzen.
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.0
Natürlich kannte ich 1989 in Ost-Texas niemanden, der sich für Newton'sche Physik interessierte. Für die anderen gab es nur den Sänger Wayne Newton und eine Kekssorte.
Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.0