George: 'As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model.'
Meemaw: 'That is hilarious.'
George: 'What? I'm good looking.'
Meemaw: 'No, that you think you'll graduate High-School.'
What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say atomic bomb, but there's probably a better example.0
I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.Kalifornien0
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.0
Dr. Eberland: 'I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?'
Mary Cooper: 'Of course not, he's nine.'
Dr. Eberland: 'I started at his age. But only when I drank.'
Missy Cooper: 'I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far.'
Mary Cooper: 'What?!'
Missy Cooper: 'Relax, it was a long time ago.'
George: 'Everybody knows you pun on fourth down.'
Sheldon: 'Why does everybody knowing something make it right?'
George: 'Because... that's what makes this country great.'
Sheldon: 'Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.'
I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.0
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.0
Meemaw: 'Was jemandem im Gesicht steht, ist nicht immer das, was in seinem Herzen vorgeht.'
Sheldon: 'Na das ändert doch alles, woher weißt du, wem du trauen sollst?'
Meemaw: 'Du weißt es nicht. Und genau das macht das Leben so interessant.'
Meemaw: 'What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.'
Sheldon: 'That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?'
Meemaw: 'You don't. That's what makes life interesting.'
Science fact: Sisters are the worst.0
I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.Einsamkeit & Alleinsein0
Jane Goodall musste nach Afrika gehen um Affen zu studieren. Ich musste mich nur an den Familienesstisch setzen.
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.0
Natürlich kannte ich 1989 in Ost-Texas niemanden, der sich für Newton'sche Physik interessierte. Für die anderen gab es nur den Sänger Wayne Newton und eine Kekssorte.
Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.0